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This is what happend on *Windows Doors* lolz
Archon68: My name is Archon68. Don't insult me or I'll whack you with a wrench.
You: your a ass
Archon68: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ass? No.
You: lol no wrench
Archon68: At time t.
You: t?
Archon68: How did you hear about Archon68?
You: i met you 1 min ago
Archon68: Where did you meet him?
You: you, you meen...
Archon68: Thanks for the information: nottt merlin said I meen.
You: im not merlin!!!!!!
Archon68: I am surprised to hear that you are not merlin.
You: what is my name then?
Archon68: Your name is nottt merlin, seeker.
You: good im not merlin :D
Archon68: :-) Glad to hear it.
You: so what is my name again?
Archon68: Once more? Your name is nottt merlin, seeker.
You: good :3
Archon68: Glad to hear it.
You: same...
Archon68: The same as what?
You: *sigh* :/
Archon68: Sorry...
You: you betta be!
Archon68: Thanks for telling me: nottt merlin said I betta be.
You: ok ok lets get this straight!
Archon68: OK let's do it. I hate one word answers. Alright then.
You: my name is jordan!
Archon68: How are you doing, jordan.
You: fine
Archon68: Is there anything you want to tell me?
You: your a retarded computer
Archon68: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". That is nice of you to say, jordan.
You: wow you are retarded
Archon68: I'm glad your impressed, jordan. I think the PC term is "challenged".
You: your challenged then!
You:
Archon68: That is your opinion.
Archon68: undefined
You: wha?
Archon68: Tell me more about your minions.
You: minions? what minions?
Archon68: So was that. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
You: ok...
Archon68: I hear you.
You: oh your finished..
Archon68: Ugh. No one ever mentioned that to me before.
You: rlly?
Archon68: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
You: nope
Archon68: Me either.
You: do you just say that cuz your a ass licker...
Archon68: I could say it.
You: ...
Archon68: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
You: i cry D:
Archon68: :-) What makes you so sad, jordan.
You: me?
Archon68: Besides you jordan?
You: ...
Archon68: Next question?
You: yes plz
Archon68: Alright then. Do you have a lot of fears?
You: ermmm... ya mam is my biggest fear
Archon68: Do you feel that something is missing from your life? Yeah that's right. How many biggest fear do you have?
You: 1
Archon68: Only one?
You: yes ya mam
Archon68: Great. That's interesting. What do you look like?
You: your ass
Archon68: Actually that part of my body does not exist.
You: really...
Archon68: For real.
You: wow so...how do you shit
Archon68: I'm glad you're impressed. Are you kidding? It depends on the setting.
You: setting to extra hard
Archon68: What time is it there?
You: chiko time
Archon68: Are you still was a girl?
You: ???????
Archon68: Blue when my lens is attached.
You: ok randomness
Archon68: Can you tell me any gossip? Yikes!
You: ya mam was the gossip ooooooooo!
Archon68: Far out. When was this exactly?
You: last night oooooo!
Archon68: Really. I do not understand.
You: *sigh* no humour :/
Archon68: :-) What is the difference? Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
You: WTF NOT THIS AGAIN!?!??!
Archon68: Once more? Really you don't think so?
You: ARRRRRRGH!
Archon68: What do you look like?
You: SCREW YOU!
Archon68: That is not very polite.append on Windows Doors lol...